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I am organizing my wallet

Wed Jul 15, 2009, 5:58 PM
For what increasingly feels like uncomfortably intimate clues about my life, here are it's contents by quantity:

Money: $13.76
Business Cards: 13
Gift cards: 12 (most of them used up except for weird amounts of change)
Photos of loved ones: 7
Receipts: 6
Membership cards: 6
Identification Cards: 3 (1 driver's license, 1 state issued ID, 1 Press Pass)
Fortune cookie fortunes: 3
Condoms: 2
Las Vegas Monorail Tickets:1
Debit cards: 1
Lottery Tickets: 1
Doodles on free stationary: 1 (profile views of men in 80's sci-fi style costumes)

Feel the voyeuristic thrill yet?

I have an idea, let's all play detective and speculate on what this might mean. Right now i am noticing an interesting trend beginning with Fortune Cookie Fortunes and ending with Las Vegas Monorail Tickets. The best story wins.

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  • Mood: Shocked
  • Listening to: The sink running.
  • Reading: Minds.
  • Watching: Minds.
  • Playing: With kittens.
  • Eating: Minds.
  • Drinking: With Kittens.

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  • Current Residence: my house, obviously.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: ugly.
  • Print preference: pretty.
  • Interests: art, film making, girls that are shorter than me....
  • Favourite movie: Definitely not Italian horror movies... but maybe.
  • Favourite band or musician: My Chemical Romance, Roper, Electric Six, The Cure, Soular, Say Anything, Vikings of Steel
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything that gets me all artsy
  • Favourite artist: Mally, JollyJack, Maria, Hannakin Skywalker... so many...
  • Favourite poet or writer: Gene Wolfe, Neil Gaiman, Tolkien, Mervyn Peake
  • Favourite photographer: Frank Frazetta isn't a photographer, but he is a camera.
  • Favourite style of art: Good, preferably. But bad art does make me feel better about myself....
  • Operating System: Mac OSX.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Touché.
  • Shell of choice: why turtle, of course.
  • Wallpaper of choice: my walls are painted.
  • Skin of choice: My wife's.
  • Favourite game: God Of War (1&2)
  • Favourite gaming platform: shoes.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Popeye the Sailor Man.
  • Personal Quote: "It's Raining."
  • Tools of the Trade: stuff, yay!

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